Catalogue
Cat Breeds
A highly scientific and completely unbiased guide to cat varieties
Maine Coon
Gentle giants. Dog-like loyalty, cat-level dignity.
They often chirp and trill instead of meowing. Some enjoy water.
Siamese
Extremely vocal, opinionated, and emotionally intense.
One of the oldest known cat breeds. Ancient Thai manuscripts depict them.
Persian
Calm, regal, and quietly judgmental.
Their flat faces require daily cleaning. They accept this indignity with grace.
Scottish Fold
Adaptable, sweet-tempered, and habitually sitting in bizarre positions.
All Scottish Folds trace back to one barn cat named Susie, found in 1961.
Bengal
Athletic, wild-looking, endlessly curious, and slightly feral.
They are a hybrid with Asian leopard cats and genuinely love water.
Sphynx
Extroverted, warm (literally), and desperate for your attention.
Despite being hairless, they are not hypoallergenic. Life is unfair.
Russian Blue
Quiet, reserved, and deeply loyal to one person.
Their blue coat has a silvery sheen due to guard hairs with translucent tips.
Norwegian Forest Cat
Independent, adventurous, and impeccably weatherproofed.
They appear in Norse mythology as the skogkatt — forest cats that pulled Freya's chariot.